BROTHER THEODORE: NOVEMBER 11, 1906-APRIL 5, 2001

There are two reactions to this website. People either hate it or despise it. Please reconsider your decision to visit.

All that you will find here is the disturbing world of Brother Theodore.

Cynics, curmudgeons, malcontents and the misguided. Are you one of those? Perhaps you are merely a solitudinous moron.

Are you offended? Don't be. This is just the opening page. This is the ONLY website published in Theodore's lifetime; the only one he actually read. It was originally on a humble Geocities page, but  is now HERE.

To learn more about Theodore, keep your wits about you. Most people have already lost theirs, at least by half. Go to a link on the left. GO!